Leave the peanut alone. (countdown - 8!)

咸 - xian2 - salty
酥 - su1 - crispy
花生 - hua1sheng1 - peanut

Hmm, on a package that says "salty, crispy peanuts", I really don't know where the nutty intercourse is coming from ...

My theory: because mistranslating "dried nuts" (ganguo 干果) as "fuck the fruit" (since 干 can be gan1 dry and gan4 fuck) is very common in the Chinese supermarket scene, this particular company actually took over a common mistranslation that has no reference in the original Chinese product name!

This is sort of wrong twice. Amazing.

Found and eaten in Hangzhou 杭州. Thanks, Stefan!